https://www.indeed.com/careers/gods-favorite-sacrificial-lamb
you ever have “cry and scream yourself awake” level nightmares that are immediately the stupidest premises imaginable the moment you actually wake up
The last time I wailed “help, please, help me, heeelp” loud enough to have the whole house come running, it was because I was having a nightmare that I was in my laundry room, and out of the corner of my eye I witnessed a Snoopy stuffed animal slowly rise up on two legs, as if being manipulated by a ghost or perhaps made animate by a possessing spirit, and slowly start to dance the Macarena.
I can’t stop thinking about this
Eeeeeey macarena
in bed with the lights off at 7:40pm big as fuck glass of ice water i don't care what happens to anyone or anything bye
3/7/18
this is a call out post for my little trash man who wont let me go anywhere
just in case anyone wanted to see him in action
I need as many people as possible to watch this video from the official Angry Birds tiktok or else I'll get a fucking hemorrhage
